Operation: Snow Weasel is a worldwide network of opportunists with vision. Our common goal: total global domination through subversion... or, if necessary, by extreme force. Our great and wise leader, a man himself known only as The Snow Weasel, has committed himself to our goals of world domination and the restoration of Earth's atmosphere and ecosystem, both of which are suffering due to the ignorance and stupidity of the leaders currently in power. This will change - and change soon.
Join our cause, and rewards beyond imagining will be yours to reap. Deny us, and you will be irrevocably crushed. Such is the will of the Snow Weasel.
Use the navigation bar to the left to learn more about our fine organization. Or perhaps you require proof of our flawless power? Revell in our astounding exploits throughout the globe... and beyond.