Here in Uranium City, we have received several emails asking us if our all-powerful Society is real. The question itself is ludicrous. Of course we are real. The fact that our existence is not known to the general public is testimony to how thoroughly we have infiltrated the myriad political, social, and economic systems that exist today all across the globe. It is quite possible that your neighbors, your work associates, and perhaps your very own family members have been brought into our fold without you even realizing it. Feel free to ask them: we have trained our operatives so effectively in resisting interrogation that you will be convinced they know nothing of us. Your only option is to join us as well.
We also have received messages asking us if we are working with or are, in fact, the Illuminati. What do you think? The Illuminati utilized a program of subversion was was exceedingly subtle and patient. They upheld a Nazi-esque belief that they somehow possessed a superior bloodline, tracing back their "roots" to the occult. We are not shackled by this sort of religious, bigoted zeal. We believe only in absolute power. While political sway is vital to our plan of global dominance, we also believe in the crushing power of extreme force: force that lies directly in our hands. We need not rely on the puppet politicians currently in office. They shall succumb... or fall!