We are, by far, the world's largest organization (even bigger than WalMart). Our ranks number in the hundreds of thousands, and our influence ranges anywhere from the Italian Mafia to the British Parliament. We are responsible for some of the greatest human achievements, but also some of the most horrific crimes ever committed. Are YOU ready to stand with those who will inevitably rule?
If you believe yourself fitting for our regime, please begin by reading our list of job titles to which you may be assigned. If one or more suit your styles and tastes, submit your application. (Please allow 6-8 weeks for processing.)