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- Please Select One - Thug Assassin Evil Scientist Pawn Guard Spy Secret Police Weapons Tester Rote Pencil-Pusher Well-Bribed, High-Profile Politician Imperial Stormtrooper Limo Driver International Extortionist Fund-Raising Telemarketer Cave Cleaning and Maintenance Person With Long, Imaginative, and Very Impressive Job Title

Please pick an answer for each of the following questions, specially-designed to determine your knowledge and prowess.

The Snow Weasel Society has invested in several lucrative ventures which have allowed us to become enormously wealthy. These ventures include...
- Choose an Answer - Human ID microchips The mass cloning of Jango Fett Arabic swimsuit competitions The Right Store

Our fledgling moon base project failed due to...
- Choose an Answer - The lack of UPS ground shipping options An alarming Altoids shortage A mysterious bacteria-based disease Paul Reiser approved the project when it really wasn't safe

The Snow Weasel Society includes several high-ranking politicians around the globe. However, George Bush Jr. is not amoung them because...
- Choose an Answer - The Society's New World Order includes the entire world, not just the Middle East Bush prefers Texas to northern Saskatchewan He refuses to wash the Snow Weasel's car He lies

In a contest between George Clinton versus Rick James, the victor would be...
- Choose an Answer - George - His mothership can tear the roof off Rick's penthouse George - His appearance in Prince's 'Graffiti Bridge' made the film worth watching (barely) Rick - he digs the chicks you'd only read about in New Age magazines Rick - without him, Motown would have been bustin' out in the 80's

Although the Snow Weasel Society's base of operations in Uranium City houses several weapons of mass destruction, most would not be deployed by the Society due to...
- Choose an Answer - The negative impact on the environment The depletion of potential slave labor Their undesired effect on the sinuses The fact that they were lost by the United States Military

Proof of the Society's successful mental enslavement of the human race via mass communications lies in...
- Choose an Answer - The popularity of Britney Spears The rise of reality TV Pending lawsuits against fast food chains by the obese Emoticons

Those who serve the Snow Weasel fear him because...
- Choose an Answer - Everyone else does His eyes lack visible pupils He has never been seen wearing anything besides a full three-piece suit Anyone called 'The Snow Weasel' must clearly be someone to fear!

The Snow Weasel Society is the world's most successful global domination scheme because...
- Choose an Answer - Kevin Smith is a member It is based in Canada, eh! It already owns the world; the world just doesn't know it yet Their website says so

The Snow Weasel Society's epic theme song was written and performed by...
- Choose an Answer - Puff Daddy William Shatner A soundtrack-based one-hit wonder The Time

In a contest between Kenny Rogers versus Dolly Parton, the victor would be...
- Choose an Answer - Kenny - he knows when to hold 'em, and when to fold 'em Kenny - he had the sense to avoid badly-scripted 80's movies Dolly - she has her own theme park! Dolly - her pair beats a gamblin' man anytime

If you were stranded on a deserted island and could only have one thing, what would it be?
- Choose an Answer - Hairspray A Slurpee A cell phone with global positioning capabilities The complete works of Neil Gaiman

To be a member of the Snow Weasel Society, you would be willing to...
- Choose an Answer - Permanently delete all of your MP3 files Wash the Snow Weasel's car daily Sell your soul on eBay to the highest bidder Sign our membership contract without reading the Terms and Agreement