As the world's largest organization, it would simply be impossible to list all of our operatives on a website. Many of them wish to remain anonymous: for example, Kevin Smith himself sent us an email mentioning that he did not want us to mention his rather pivotal role in our media mass-enslavement project.
Available here instead are lists of our core Special Operatives - many with superhuman or paranormal powers - who have plunged whole-heartedly into the battle against Evil. To protect their true identity, we have listed only their first names along with the aliases that they generally use in the field.
Our first class spy network has unearthed information on the special ops force for The Osiris Project, a rival global domination scheme. Learn more about those who would dare oppose us here.
Click Here for Operation: Snow Weasel Operatives.
Click Here for Project: Au Operatives.