[ Diabolical Spice | Special Director "R" | Apricot Spice | Elusive Spice | Nathan | Six-String Spice | Four-String Spice | Siren Spice | Blue-Faerie Spice | Vertically-Challenged Spice | Funky Spice | Shady Spice | Bitchy Spice | Double-O-Negative Spice | Cerebral Spice | Crafty Spice | Spooky Spice | Latte Spice | Mocha Spice | Frappe Spice | S-E-X-X-Y Spice | Sugar Spice | Nappy Spice ]
Name: Barry
Codename: Diabolical Spice
Background: Diabolical Spice is one of the founding members of the Snow Weasel Society and a member of the Inner Circle. Many years ago, he acquired the hallowed title of The Snow Weasel and became General Director of the Society. Some believe this occurred partly because he is one of the few individuals able to keep a tight leash on the activities of General Sloth.
Super Abilities: Diabolical Spice possesses heightened physical senses and an uncanny intelligence unsurpassed by any other in the Society.
Name: Riley
Codename: Special Director "R"
Background: A high-ranking official of the Society and member of the Inner Circle, Regional Director "R" has used his suave, canny style to smoothly manage operations overseas in Europe and Asia. He is not often found in Uranium City, as his business usually takes him elsewhere.
Super Abilities: Unknown.
Name: Toni
Codename: Apricot Spice
Background: One would think that this lovely Italian beauty with the hazel eyes would not be involved with something so base as the Society. But even those considered "nice" and "kind" occasionally have a need to let off some steam... and perhaps use some well-targeted bullets to climb the corporate ladder.
Super Abilities: Unknown.
Name: Jana
Codename: Elusive Spice
Background: Also known as "Mata-Hari", Elusive Spice is The Snow Weasel's right-hand woman, and manages the day-to-day affairs of the Snow Weasel Cave in Uranium City with an Audrey Hepburn-like grace. We have never tried to hide the fact that dozens of male operatives have applied for positions in our Canadian headquarters just to catch a glimpse of Mata-Hari in one of her many elegant, splendid outfits.
Super Abilities: Unknown.
Name: Nathan
Codename: Inertia Boy
Background: Nathan is a high-ranking member of the Society and is usually employed for the most dangerous and secretive of missions. So secret is he, that even his codename is unknown.
Super Abilities: Unknown.
Name: Brad
Codename: Six-String Spice
Background: Six-String's heart-bleeding troubadour style has often had a relaxing effect on the staff at the Snow Weasel Cave. Often he can be found on Friday nights playing to an appreciative crowd in the Main Deck cafe. While male operatives have been known to grumble over Six-String's female fan club, their complaints usually diminish after discovering that he doubles as the Society's primary source for "happy substances."
Super Abilities: Unknown.
Name: Joel
Codename: Four-String Spice
Background: Four-String Spice is the equally quiet and unassuming musical partner of Six-String. The two of them form an unlikely combo, with the former's musical tastes leaning more towards late 70's punk than the Grateful Dead.
Super Abilities: Unknown.
Name: Emily
Codename: Siren Spice
Background: Siren Spice is a striking figure at the Snow Weasel Cave. Unlike her similarly built fellow Society member Mata-Hari, Siren Spice uses her feminine wiles to her advantage: her stunning voice and dance routines can melt the mind of virtually any observer. Unfortunately, this is most likely why she is still single.
Super Abilities: A distant relative of the sirens of old, Siren Spice's voice can reduce the strongest of wills to malleable putty.
Name: Kristin
Codename: Blue-Faerie Spice
Background: One of the most unique operatives on staff, the Blue Faerie is exactly what her name implies. Four feet in height with iridescent wings and armed with a sparkling wand, no one knows why exactly the Blue Faerie abandoned her place in Faeriedom and came to the frozen north of Canada. We won't argue: it's always nice to have a little bit of magic in any assignment.
Super Abilities: The full range of Blue Faerie's powers has never been tested. Her wand is capable of healing severe wounds in seconds, as well as wreaking mass destruction with devastating force blasts. We're just glad she's on our side.
Name: Margie
Codename: Vertically-Challenged Spice
Background: She may be short, but Vertically-Challenged (alias "V.C.") Spice is extremely compact and well-toned. Her hand-to-hand combat ability is only paralleled by perhaps Bitchy or Sugar Spice, and her dark, flashing eyes can root one to the spot. This already dangerous package is further enhanced by a cold, cunning intellect which sets her apart from her fairly flighty comrades.
Super Abilities: V.C. is well-versed in several forms of hand-to-hand combat and can break apart solid steel with a single blow. We've often wondered why her name isn't "Athena" instead of "Margie".
Name: Laura
Codename: Funky Spice
Background: Full of spunk and fire, Funky Spice was most likely the tomboy who blossomed into an attractive young lady - but retained all of the grittiness of her former self. She is a very capable marksman, and is in charge of the practice range on Sub-Level One in the Snow Weasel Cave. Her lack of any real superhuman ability has certainly not affected her performance as a field operative, either: she is one of the oldest Society members to date.
Super Abilities: None.
Name: Les
Codename: Shady Spice
Background: With his trademark smile and cool, relaxed attitude, it was not long before this transfer from the regional center in Calcutta shot up the ranks in the I.T. department. A good-looking, charming, disarming guy like Shady couldn't possibly be up to something... could he?
Super Abilities: A graduate of the University of Calcutta, Shady Spice is a very capable scientist and computer engineer, and is a lead technician in the Snow Weasel Cave testing laboratories.
Name: Susan
Codename: Bitchy Spice
Background: General Sloth's right-hand woman is not one to be toyed with. Her unarmed combative skills (and barbed jibes) can single-handedly crush entire regiments. Only the very lucky - or dead - have glimpsed the Asian beauty beneath the ebon, metallic mask which conceals her face from view while in the field.
Super Abilities: Unlike General Sloth's heavily padded armor, Bitchy Spice's skin-tight battlesuit not only leaves nothing to the imagination, but it is also fully equipped with its own internal heat regulator, infrared sensors, and onboard computer arrays, allowing her to survive underwater or even in space for hours at a time without aid.
Name: Brandon
Codename: Double-O-Negative Spice
Background: After being appropriately brain-washed and "re-conditioned", Double-O-Negative has proven to be one of Operation: Snow Weasel's greatest special operatives. His combination of good looks (Jay Hernandez) and raw physical power (Jet Li) has made him a favorite for the more daunting tasks out on the field... and with the ladies at the Main Deck cafe.
Super Abilities: Double-O-Negative's powerful hand-to-hand combat capabilities are coupled with the Thanos Battlesuit, a flexible and virtually impenetrable armored suit equipped with grappling cables, rocket boosters, energy blasters, and the kitchen sink.
Name: Ishmael
Codename: Cerebral Spice
Background: Previously "Twitchy Spice", this slightly stuttering, well-groomed young man is also one of the greatest psionics masters on Earth. His telepathic and telekenetic capabilities make Professor Xavier look like a cheap carnaval side-show. Oddly enough, the entire staff at the Snow Weasel Cave thinks he's a great guy.
Super Abilities: With his psychic prowness, Cerebral Spice can break down the most formidable of minds and turn them into puppets. We presume the fact that he's also fairly shy is the only reason why he doesn't run the world himself.
Name: Sloth?
Codename: Crafty Spice
Background: By far the most volatile - and powerful - member of the Snow Weasel Inner Circle, Crafty Spice (alias "General Sloth") is usually present as the leader in most special operations on the field. While his raw power has been a key factor in many projects, his temper has often been the downfall of just as many, and The Snow Weasel often must send a level-headed operative as co-leader to insure a project's success.
Super Abilities: Between his fully equipped battle armor and his billowing black cloak, General Sloth is an imposing character. Unfortunately, the technicians spend as much time repairing Sloth's extensive array of crafty high-tech gizmos as they do creating new ones.
Name: Dre
Codename: Spooky Spice
Background: Spooky Spice is the epitome of superhuman covert operations. Her otherworldly appearance brings to mind the coming of Death in almost any culture, and in some cases - given her marksmanship - it does. Her affinity to darkness, brooding, and theatrics has made her one of General Sloth's personal favorites.
Super Abilities: Spooky Spice can emit at will a murky, black cloud of smoky haze so dense that even light cannot escape. While most wavelengths are swallowed by its depths, Spooky can see just fine, allowing her to smother - or kill - her victims and escape without their knowledge.
Name: Kim
Codename: Latte Spice
Background: A good friend of Funky Spice, Latte is the manager of the Main Deck cafe. Behind the blue-eyed, hippie-like exterior lies a cunning businesswoman, who undoubtedly will run small countries once the Society's takeover of the planet is complete.
Super Abilities: None.
Name: Cindy
Codename: Mocha Spice
Background: Yet another one of the many attractive blondes who work at the cafe. Mocha is the shift supervisor during the day.
Super Abilities: None.
Name: Lindsey
Codename: Frappe Spice
Background: Frappe Spice is always willing to serve up a warm beverage - and smile - to anyone who needs it during the evening shift at the Main Deck cafe. On the weekends she sometimes accompanies Six-String Spice in an acoustic jam or two. Many speculate that she was coerced into coming to Uranium City only because she can't say "no" to anybody. The paycheck didn't hurt, either.
Super Abilities: None.
Name: Randy
Codename: S-E-X-X-Y Spice
Background: S-E-X-X-Y Spice is the media mogul of the Society. He owns and operates a dozen movie houses in Hollywood, as well as numerous recording studios across North America. Unlike many other operatives who dislike revealing their ties to The Snow Weasel, Randy doesn't mind at all: in his mind, the public should know who will eventually become the worldwide King of Communications.
Super Abilities: None.
Name: Melissa
Codename: Sugar Spice
Background: Sugar is the prime example of sweet and sour. Long ago, she realized that she was too cute to be taken seriously with her softly freckled face and brilliant blue eyes. After honing her fighting prowess with a staff, she made sure that everyone did - or they'd receive a dented cranium in return.
Super Abilities: Armed only with a wooden staff, Sugar Spice spins, twirls, and destroys as well as any robe-clad female Japanese manga character. And, like those same characters, she is still cute while doing so.
Name: Becky
Codename: Nappy Spice
Background: With her untamed mane of curly brown hair haloing her cherubic face and her boisterous laugh, Nappy Spice lightens the mood of any field expedition. Anger her, however, and you may get flattened... or perforated.
Super Abilities: Nappy is well-versed in several fighting techniques and is usually accompanied in combat by her trusty stun gun.
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