Regional Director "R" has released this official Mission Statement, approved by the Snow Weasel himself. Our agenda will result in complete control over the various political entities on Earth by 2020. When this occurs, we will easily achieve our economic and environmental goals with the world's resources at our disposal.
Our mission: to put an end to global warming and the pollution of our land, air, and water resources. We shall achieve this by enforcing a new global regime that shall act as one mind, ruled by the whim of the Snow Weasel Inner Circle.
The Snow Weasel controls and has invested in advanced technologies including ionizing arrays, particle lasers, fission reactors, and accelerated AI computers that specialize in chaos theory.
The Snow Weasel is uniquely positioned in the international markets and has amassed a gigantic financial power base. Using this power base, the Snow Weasel will systematically assimilate technologies, resources, companies, and governments; execute acts of sabotage and coersion upon competitive markets, companies and political adversaries; and distribute economic resources to individuals as deemed worthy by the Snow Weasel.